The shelves and shelves,
A plethora of pick’n’mix,
The packets of Marlboro, lined up neatly,
An abysmal collection of cards, for various occasions.
A tub of Stork: perfect for cakes.
A bottle of semi-skimmed.
Lambrini here, there and everywhere.
Lambrini girls just wanna have fun.
The shelves and shelves.
Four flaky onions.
A fridge full of coke, blasting cool air,
Dairy Milk. Aero. Rolo. Freddo.
At your convenience.